Will you take a look at my chew bone! It's simply Ginormous!
OK, so maybe that's not a real word, but it is absolutely appropriate for this beast (and that's the bone I'm talking about ;-)
And, like, I'm not even kidding. Can you believe the size of that thing?
Boy, my parents are taking really good care of me (woo-hoo).
And check this out -- when they dine outside on the patio, they even let me take my chew bone outside.
I'm a good boy, and bring it in when they're finished with dinner.
Heck, it's gonna take me a week (at least) to wolf down this baby.
