Dog Breath

Alpha says I have "dog breath".

What does he expect?  Cat breath?  Well 'duh!

Alpha also say's it doesn't smell very good.

In fact I think the words he used is "OMG Frito, your breath reeks".

I though he said my breath rocks.  I can get behind that.

But is it really so much of a price to pay when you can get such great shots of my nose and tongue?

I'd say it's a good deal for you all.

And a pretty good deal for Alpha too.

After all, he got to have me lay on his chest while he was sunning in the yard.

So stop your whining Alpha.

Let's go macro

That means focusing close and capturing lots of detail.

Even a little wildflower for me to admire.

Very, very close.  With perhaps just a bit too much detail.

But hey, it's my noble nose and you are very lucky.

Ye noble nose

The nose knows you are getting quite a close-up.

Just 'cause you're special.

Nose competition

Boy, I don't know.

It's a close call.

In fact, the biggest schnozzola award might have to go to Alpha ...

... wait for it ...

looks like he won by a nose ;-)

Boy, I crack myself up.