We interrupt your previously scheduled Frito-a-Day for this special report
Be on the lookout for an incredibly cute dog, and his girl. Eye witnesses indicated the pooch may be wearing a disguise. Police advise that if you see "Don Frito el Bandito", you should proceed to "pull him over" and give him a ticket for being "just too cute". Then proceed to give him hugs and kisses, and talk to him in a funny voice. If you do this, you will be rewarded with a visit by "Mr. Wiggley Butt" and you will personally receive lots of wet doggie slobbers.
We now return you to your previously scheduled Frito-a-Day's, although frankly, I don't see how they can compare ;-)
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