Can you scratch right here?

Ya see, I got this little itch. And I'm having a hard time scratching it.

But jeez ... Alpha is too busy holding the camera to help me out.

Ain't no fleas on me!

Despite what you see here, I would like to assure everyone that I don't have fleas!

I just like to have a good scratch now and again.

You understand, right? In and out of the pond. Rolling on the grass.

Eventually, you just need to have a good scratch!