Scratch and sniff

OK, so maybe it's really more like scratch and lick my nosie after I sniff.

I just thought it was kinda cute.

Ain't no fleas on me!

Despite what you see here, I would like to assure everyone that I don't have fleas!

I just like to have a good scratch now and again.

You understand, right? In and out of the pond. Rolling on the grass.

Eventually, you just need to have a good scratch!