Sometimes, after I've been sleeping on the sofa, I awaken with my "smushy face".
This is especially so after a recent bath, since my nice fluffy hair get compressed.
Now you know this happens to everyone -- just look in the mirror after you wake up in the morning.
But, in the immortal words of Will Smith (from Men in Black):
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
