Oh, the indignity of it all. Mom and Alpha say I have stinky dog breath. And the vet suggested brushing my teeth.
Can you believe it? I mean, come onnnnnn, I'm a dog!
And I say pppttttouie to your feeble attempts.
Mom tries her dental hygenist technique.
Let me thwart their attempts with clever use of the tongue! Ha!
It didn't take me too long to wear them down. After all, they are just amateurs. And I am the pro!
