You've got be kidding me

Ummm, is there anyone out there that can rescue me? Do you seeeeeeeee what Alpha is doing to me? Check out the paws.

Those are little "booties". I mean really? For a dog? I don't think so!

So ... let's see how well this works:

Oh yeah! That was suuuuuuch a great idea!

Did you like those smooth dance moves? I look like Mr. freakin' Roboto.

Um, Alpha, could you come back here? Can you open your mouth again?

I'm looking for someplace to put these booties after I make you remove them from my paws.

Hee, hee. (J/K)